Squatzilla Tee The city didn't stand a chance. The Squatzilla tee from Conquering Barbell is the most unhinged thing we've ever put on a shirt and we mean that as a compliment. A massive kaiju monster — gold chain swinging, lifting belt cinched, yellow shorts with kanji down the leg — rises from crashing ocean waves mid-squat, a loaded barbell across his back, jaw open, teal spines blazing, a neon pink city skyline crumbling behind him. SQUATZILLA rips across the top in jagged gold lettering with lightning bolts and stars exploding around it, CONQUERING BARBELL stamped at the bottom. Absolutely feral. Absolutely necessary. Made on a 60/40 cotton/polyester blend for the right balance of softness and structure. Pre-shrunk and lightweight so it holds up through hard training and looks sharp long after the session is over. Available in black, navy, Tahiti blue, pink, and white. 60% cotton / 40% polyester blend, soft feel with lasting shape Moisture-wicking and lightweight for high-intensity training Pre-shrunk fabric for a consistent fit after every wash Front graphic with premium full-color print quality Classic unisex crew neck and short-sleeve cut Available in black, navy, Tahiti blue, pink, and white