So there you are, sitting in the elementary school cafeteria, staring at a plastic tray filled with the food of childhood. You've got your weird chicken disk on a white roll. You've got your lumpy cherry gelatin in a cup. Know what you don't have? Milk! There's an empty plastic depression where your dairy should be. Might we suggest you fill it with this fuzzy carton of calcium? Childhood-you will appreciate the nostalgia! Adult-you will appreciate its role in helping to fight osteoporosis! It's a win-win for you both! Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5-6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editors note: don't throw them at someone.] 6(w) x 5(d) x 6(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!
