Standard Candles T-Shirt

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Standard Candles is a funny astronomy T-shirt for those who measure their brightness in parsecs, not lumens. The design features a candle labeled “Cepheid No. 5” — a playful twist on both standard candles in cosmology and the world of designer fragrances. Surrounded by stars, it’s a perfect mix of style and science humor. Printed on premium Gildan 64000 cotton with durable DTG print.A perfect gift for astronomy enthusiasts, physics students, and anyone who appreciates cosmic puns — part of the DorkMatter science humor collection. Show more