Stick It Like John Sticker - John Fetterman

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Here’s a sticker that doesn’t quit — just like me in cargo shorts during a Pennsylvania winter. Slap baby Fetterman on your laptop, water bottle, or your least-favorite billionaire ’s yacht. It’s kiss-cut perfection, with the kind of gritty charm that says, “Yeah, I might nap after this.” It’s weatherproof, glossy, and stubborn — basically me, but in sticker form. And the best part? No one can peel it off without feeling like they’re betraying democracy. Product Features: Easy peel-and-stick design Weatherproof vinyl, because I don’t melt under pressure Glossy finish so bright it outshines my approval ratings One size fits all—just like my campaign promises Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or your enemy’s car Care Instructions:“Wipe it clean like I wipe the floor with political fashion standards.”EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice) Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards. Show more