STILL TALKING

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Tired of small talk? Good. This shirt is the small talk. Featuring the world’s worst buddy-comedy duo, this tee is a wearable red flag wrapped in heavyweight cotton. Slip it on and watch your Uber driver immediately turn down the music. Material: 100% cotton, 0% accountability. Fit: Oversized, just like the scandals. Occasions: Protests, brunch, or anytime you want Grandma to clutch her pearls. Vibe: “Yes, officer, this is an ironic shirt.” It’s not fashion. It’s a dare. • 100% combed ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²) • Oversized relaxed fit • Drop shoulder sleeves • Ribbed collar reinforced necklineSize guide LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 ¼ 34-37 M 29 ¼ 38-41 L 30 ¼ 42-45 XL 31 ¼ 46-49 2XL 32 ½ 50-53 3XL 33 ½ 54-57 4XL 34 ¼ 58-61 Shipping: Printed to order, just for you. Allow 2–7 business days for production, then 3–8 business days US shipping. Full details in our FAQ & Shipping. Show more