Stop Crying Sticker

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Let’s face it: work is hard, emotions are real, and sometimes Susan does eat your lunch out of the breakroom fridge. But hey, policy is policy—so slap this All Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work sticker on your office door, laptop, water bottle, or emotional support stapler as a gentle (read: wildly sarcastic) reminder that the tears must be dried before reentering the productivity arena. Perfect for HR reps with a sense of humor, managers who’ve given up, or anyone who’s ever wept silently in a bathroom stall between meetings. It's weird, it’s funny, and it’s tragically accurate. Professionalism never looked so emotionally repressed. Show more