Because sometimes your worst influence is... yourself.This funny graphic tee features the hilarious quote "Told Myself to Stop Drinking... But I'm Not Gonna Listen to an Alcoholic", making it the perfect shirt for anyone who enjoys drinking humor, sarcastic jokes, and unforgettable nights out.Whether you're heading to a bar, brewery, pub crawl, bachelor party, or weekend gathering, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and spark conversations.A perfect gift for beer lovers, whiskey fans, party enthusiasts, and anyone with a great sense of humor.Perfect for: Beer lovers Whiskey drinkers Bar & pub fans Bachelor parties Drinking humor lovers Birthday gifts Christmas gifts Casual everyday wear Material: 100% ring-spun cotton Fit: Relaxed unisex fit Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL A) Length (cm) 67.6 71.1 74.6 78.1 80.3 82.6 85.1 B) Width (cm) 88.9 99.1 108 116.8 127 137.2 147.3 B) Half Chest (cm) 44.5 49.5 54 58.4 63.5 68.6 73.7 C) Sleeve Length (cm) 20.3 21 33.9 24.1 24.8 24.8 25.4 S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL A) Length (inches) 26.6 28 29.4 30.7 31.6 32.5 33.5 B) Width (inches) 35 39 42.5 46 50 54 58 B) Half Chest (inches) 17.5 19.5 21.3 23 25 27 29 C) Sleeve Length (inches) 8 8.3 13.3 9.5 9.8 9.8 10 Care Instructions General This heavyweight t-shirt merges timeless style with durable construction, making it a staple for any wardrobe. Wash The garment should be cared for according to the soft-washed and garment-dyed nature to maintain its color and shape. Dry Tumble dry low or air dry to preserve the fabric's integrity and color vibrancy. Store Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to prevent any color fading over time.