How to safely roll from laughter from the comfort of your own straitjacket Disclaimer to end all disclaimers:This book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned. Caution: Do not judge book by other side. Notice: Introduction sold separately. Warning: Do not use book as a public telephone. Notice: Do not read this book if you cannot read. Missing cat! Return to Schrödinger, dead or alive! Notice to residents of the United States:Federal law requires that we post this notice on each copy of this book entitled Stop, Drop, and LOL. If you notice a book that’s missing this notice, please call and notify us at once. you may be eligible for a cash reward!! (The number to call appears on the bottom of each notice.) Notice: If you’ve purchased this cover without the book, assume that someone else has the funny material that you paid for and is literally laughing at your expense right now. Beware: If it’s so dark that you can’t read this warning, your shin is about to make contact with something sharp. Danger: Never read the fine print. If there was anything in it that’s good for you they would have printed in huge letters. Inside: Complete Guide on How to Burn Books [Caution: Do not dispose of this book in fire.] Product Details Author Jake Turx Publisher Menucha Publishers Pages 384 Published April 2017 Audience Family Language English
