- Know someone who's expecting a baby soon or a new Dad whose baby's too young to understand Father's Day? Take them by surprise by gifting them their first Father's Day surprise on the baby's behalf. - This Father's Day, send him a formally packaged folder comprising a hilarious contract binding her into continue being a Super Parent for life. - Within the contract you will find a list of funny terms to be fulfilled by the recipient. Failure to complete the contract card under the hereto terms and agreements set forth by the court of Oye Happy will result in some pretty dire consequences. - Here’s a sample of the kind of questions the new Daddy will have to answer in the contract: The recipient will play one or more of the following roles during the contractual period. ( ) Diaper changer ( ) Cerelac maker ( ) Tuition teacher ( ) Others The recipient has to wake up every night the baby cries for at least ___________months during the contractual period and sing the nursery rhyme _______________________ On a scale of 1 to 10, the recipient will play the role of a superhero parent for as long as: The child learns to speak -- -- -------------------------------------------------------- The child gets married Specifications: The size of the contract- 6.25 x 8.75 inches.
