Supreagal Bootleg Tee

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Supreme Leader Steven Seagal. Is there anything else that needs to be said about this man? He is a musician, poet, politician, he has completed Aikido, Kung Fu, Karate, Krav Maga, karate, kickboxing, jiujitsu, gunshooting - if there is a combat sport, this guy either invented it or has mastered it, completely and totally. If there is any hint of political unrest anywhere in the world, who do they contact? This guy. Immediately. He is perhaps the greatest peacekeeper of this generation, or any other. He's also the reincarnation of the Dalai Llama. Plus, he can hang with any ethnicity in the world, thanks to his multiracial and mysterious origins. This is a cotton / polyester mix, slightly oversized tee, with a big fat plastisol transfer on the front. You have been warned! Sucks to be you if you didn't read this. Show more