The Bort Brothers' Swartzchild Filter optimizes the space-time flowing through your Mallet Twist-Engine. Featuring the Bort Brothers' award-winning universal quantum gate. *For maximum efficiency, change your Bort Brothers Swartzchild Filter every 3 years or 30,000 years, whichever comes first. Notice: this product contains resublimated Azimuth Thiotimoline. For over 800 years, Borth Brothers has been a leader in the aftermarket time machine industry. What started as a simple shope offering handmade chronometers and flux detailing has grown into the biggest time machine parts suppliers of all time. Imported to the present by Mac Barnett & Jon Korn Logo by Lee-Roy Lahey Designed to meet today's standards by Arthur Nakata
