THE LOVE LETTER: THE POLICE REPORT To: Officer DanielsRe: Incident #2026-02-14 Yes, the substance was sugar.Premium, organic cane. Yes, it was in his gas tank. No, I don't regret it. He got his COMEUPPANCE! He said my new perfume smelled like "regret and potpourri." The man's sense of smell was a crime in itself. He got a check engine light.He deserved a full-system failure. Alibi? I was busy practicing my "I-don't-think-about-you-at-all" face in the mirror. It's coming along nicely. Consider this my formal statement. And my apology. To the sugar. ________________________________________________________________________________ THE TRIO NOTES Blackberries • Meringue • French Vanilla ________________________________________________________________________________ LOVE NOTES: Top Notes: Blackberry, Lemon Heart Notes: Meringue, Sugar Base Notes: French Vanilla ________________________________________________________________________________ THE SCENT Sweet & Petty (think Sweet in Paris) is all about delivering COMEUPPANCE, a fragrance that embodies defiant healing wrapped in sugar and attitude. The opening note is bright and sharp, featuring tart blackberries and fresh lemon that cut through the air, signaling the perfect comeback. There’s an edge here—a brightness that refuses to fade. Then, the sweetness emerges. Fluffy meringue and buttery vanilla soften the intensity, wrapping everything in warmth. At this point, you can't help but smile. Not because you’ve moved on, but because you’ve triumphed. It evokes the feeling of revenge served sweet—like putting on your best dress and flashing your sharpest smile. It’s about showing up looking better than you did when you left. Sweet & Petty doesn’t apologize; it just smells incredible while embracing that boldness. ___________________________________________ WHY YOU NEED IT When you are petty, and you know it, wear this! Yes, ladies. Some of us are petty as hell. Some of us are messy. And Valentine's hasn't forgotten about you. I have been known to mess up a perfectly good gas tank or two, but Jesus! Healing isn't a straight line. It's a messy mix of tears, rage, and unexpected laughter. Lost Love is for the beautifully messy middle. For the days you feel soft and shattered, and the nights you feel sharp and invincible. Wear it as armor. As a release. As a reminder that your comeback, scented and spectacular, is the best revenge. Because revenge? Revenge is sweet. For the ones who heal with humor and a little bit of spite. ________________________________________________________________________________ Shop the Collection About the Collection
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