Swooped Cycling T-ShirtYou saw it coming. You still weren’t ready.Every Australian cyclist knows the drill — the high-pitched war cry, the sudden shadow, the panic sprint. Swooped captures that annual dance between rider and magpie, where terror, tradition, and survival instincts collide.Born from the chaos of magpie season, this funny cycling t-shirt is for riders who’ve ducked, swerved, sprinted, and somehow lived to tell the tale. If you’ve ever flinched at rustling leaves mid-ride, this one’s for you.Made from premium soft-touch cotton with a classic off-bike fit, it’s ideal for café stops, post-ride recovery, and reliving near-death swoop encounters with your mates.Why Aussie cyclists love it: Premium cotton feel — soft, breathable, and comfortable Classic unisex fit — built for everyday wear Magpie season humour — instantly recognisable to local riders Perfect gift idea — all Aussie cyclists can resonate For cyclists who take their watts seriously — but not themselves.
