Every generation invents new ways to complain about politics. Then one overachiever reached several centuries into the past, dusted off an old expression, and accidentally created the loudest joke in the room. This Roast Republic T-shirt transforms outrageous historical satire into a public declaration that your sense of humor campaigns on wit instead of promises. The slogan won't fix politics; it might fix an awkward silence. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58
