If I Owned a Taser, I’d Probably Taser Myself And That’s Why I Don’t Have One T-Shirt

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Savage, hilarious, and self-aware. The “If I Owned a Taser, I’d Probably Taser Myself… And That’s Why I Don’t Have One” T-shirt is for anyone who knows their curiosity can be dange rous—and also very funny.Perfect for risk-takers, dark-humor lovers, and anyone who laughs at their own questionable decisions, this tee turns chaos into a bold style statement.• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort• Relaxed, unisex fit for easy casual wear• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the humor shocking• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or sparking laughs without saying a word Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57 Show more