Cleverly Phrased Tea Towel These tea towels are the perfect way to show off your humor around the house! 100 % unbleached cotton. 24 x 26 Made in the USA. Different designs available: Bacon option: "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food." Directions option: "When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East."" Mac and Cheese option: "According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four." Mimosas option: "Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?" Salad option: "My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad." Snacking option: "After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer." Stovetop option: "One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it." Trail Mix option: "Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?"
