TEXTING GUIDE FOR AVOIDANTS When you’ve got commitment issues… but still have WiFi. Ever get a text that says, “I’ve just been really busy…” and somehow it feels personal? 👀 This hilarious, painfully accurate texting guide decodes what’s really being said — and what to say back if you’re not trying to spiral. Inside you’ll get: The classic “I’m not ready for anything serious” breakdown The “fell asleep” special (sure you did) The “let’s play it by ear” non-plan The space request translation you didn’t ask for And the smooth, low-drama responses that keep your dignity intact It’s funny. It’s relatable. It’s slightly unhinged in the best way. Perfect for: ✔️ Anyone dating an avoidant ✔️ Anyone who is the avoidant ✔️ Anyone tired of decoding mixed signals at 11:47pm Because sometimes the healthiest response… is knowing exactly what game you’re playing. Grab it. Read it. Laugh. Stay unbothered. 😎
