He learned one new phrase and immediately became a liability. That's Fire celebrates the exact moment a well-meaning icon discovers modern slang and starts using it with unearned confidence. Featuring a vintage-inspired ranger bear proudly endorsing something he was literally created to prevent, this design is dedicated to generational misunderstandings, misplaced enthusiasm, and the dangers of trying to stay relevant. Made from a soft vintage-feel 60/40 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking Comfort Dry technology, this tee delivers breathable comfort with a healthy dose of irony. The sustainable ClearPoly® dye process creates zero product waste and uses zero water, while anti-pill fabric and reduced shrinkage help keep the joke looking fresh long after the slang has moved on. **The intern approved this message.** Care InstructionsMachine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If this shirt starts explaining social media trends, discontinue use immediately.
