The Bard – From Tavern Tales to Sudsy Solace Charm high. Hygiene higher. The Bard is a Dungeons & Dragons inspired handmade soap crafted for storytellers, lute players, silver-tongued negotiators, and chaotic charisma builds. Inspired by the Bard class from Dungeons & Dragons, this bar brings main-stage energy straight to your shower. This is a fan-made artisan creation — not official merch — designed for adventurers who prefer wit over weapons (but can still absolutely handle both). Roll for performance. Roll for cleanliness. Roll a natural 20. Scent Profile – Pear & Plump Berries Bright. Juicy. Crowd-pleasing. This fragrance blends clean pear with juicy, plump berries for a scent that feels lively, playful, and effortlessly charming. The pear opens fresh and crisp, while the berries bring a sweet, vibrant finish that lingers without overwhelming. It’s fruity without being sugary. Light without fading away.Basically the olfactory equivalent of a perfectly delivered punchline. (Please admire. Do not eat. Even if it smells like tavern dessert.) Product Details One (1) vegan handmade soap bar Approx. 4.5 oz Approx. 3" x 2.75" x 1" Bard-inspired, fan-made tribute design Rich, creamy lather Smooth, refreshing cleanse Great for hands, shower, or bath Handcrafted in small batches Ingredients:Saponified olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, castor oil, cocoa butter, mica powder colorant, fragrance oil Due to the handmade nature and natural saponification process, swirl patterns and color tones may vary slightly. No two performances — or bars — are identical. Care Instructions Allow soap to dry fully between uses to extend its life. Store on a draining soap dish and keep out of standing water. Even the most charming adventurer needs structure.
