The Boring Gopher Hat Meet the official patron saint of Boring Golf Brand. The Boring Gopher doesn't drive it 320. He doesn't go for par 5s in two. And he's definitely not hitting a 3-wood over water because his buddy said, "I think you've got it." While everyone else is chasing hero shots, The Boring Gopher is hitting fairways, laying up, taking his medicine, and somehow walking away with your money. He believes in fairways. He believes in two putts. And he believes confidence should never be allowed to make decisions. Featuring the official Boring Golf Brand character embroidered on a premium golf rope hat, this cap is for golfers who know that lower scores usually come from fewer stupid decisions. Premium golf rope hat Lightweight performance fit Breathable side panels Structured crown Official Boring Golf Brand character The Boring Gopher's Rules of Golf: Aim for the middle. Take your medicine. Let your buddies do something stupid. Collect winnings. Because golf isn't about hitting hero shots. It's about avoiding really dumb ones.
