The Brittany

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Perpetually Elitist. Unapologetically Ridiculous. Meet The Brittany — our aggressively unserious answer to the recent strange dial obsessions. Drenched in that unmistakably robin’s -egg blue crumpled parchment, this watch pairs ironic exclusivity with barely-contained sarcasm. The dial features hand-scrawled Roman numerals, smeared seconds, and a subtle disregard for symmetry — all set inside a case that looks alarmingly well-made. It’s for the kind of person who knows exactly what time it is, and doesn’t care. Questionably Certified. Mostly England. Elitism sold separately. Reserve for £1 to secure your watch and get 50% off RRP on Kickstarter launch. Show more