The Florida Man

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Seize the sunshine like a true Florida Man or Florida Woman. This ergonomic Floridian liquid vehicle is built for speed. Our highly scientific field research shows that enjoying Th e Florida Man while wearing a bathing suit will make you appear at least 2.2% more bronzed. From Tampa to Tallahassee and from Orlando to Okechobee — and also literally everywhere else in Florida, The Florida Man will have college kids, party people, and rowdy retirees craning their necks when you pull up to the party. Put the FLO in Florida and Gulf it down! Just don’t do anything that’ll get your mug on the nightly news. Show more