The 1975 Patch Style #13(Red, white and blue)Inspired by the head honcho himself-Zeus-this is the patch to rule all other patches. #13,once thought of as an unlucky number has henceforth become a symbol for “holy shit I’m the luckiest person in the world!” So wear this patch with pride, authority and good taste. Andremember, Zeus loves you and loves America. Fuck yeah. _____ The 1975 Patch Style #7(Black and White)Named after the Sun God Apollo-Patch Style #7 will separate you from all mere mortals. Onceyou wield this patch, things will happen to you beyond your wildest dreams. Fortune, fame,romance, food . . . you will have it all when you adorn this woven item. But beware becauseyou will need to measure yourself after receiving all this success. So sit down, be humble. Am I right? ____ The 1975 Patch Style #4 (Black & Grey) Dubbed the Hermes Patch, this is going to get you noticed at your next PTA meeting for sure. Fashioned from golden lambs flaxen wool #4 will bring you great joy and tidings of perfectly cooked steak and charred veggies. Just remember, as the messengeryou are responsible for spreading the gospel of The Grill Dads. No go forth and tell the unknown Universe.
