The Hank

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A rectangular rebellion in a round world. The Hank is Creamy Patina’s irreverent take on a classic — inspired by an icon but scribbled over by a distracted designer with a leaky pe n and a loose sense of time. With hand-scrawled Roman numerals, a distressed parchment dial, and sapphire-blued hands that point with great confidence (but only rough accuracy), this is a dress watch for people who don’t take anything too seriously — least of all themselves. The case is stainless steel, the strap is supple leather, and the movement is definitely Swiss (we checked). And yes — it proudly says “Mostly England” at 6 o’clock. Because honesty matters. Reserve for £1 to secure your watch and get 50% off RRP on Kickstarter launch. Show more