The Horrible Things Tee

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You didn't choose the 9-5 life. The 9-5 life chose you, and you've been furious about it ever since. This grumpy little kangaroo gets it — coffee in hand, absolutely done with ever ything before 8am, and deeply unimpressed with whoever invented alarm clocks.A relatable funny graphic tee for anyone who's ever stared at their ceiling on a Monday morning questioning every life decision that led to this moment. Makes the perfect gift for your most chronically exhausted colleague, your overworked mate, or yourself as a silent protest against your entire career trajectory.Printed on soft, premium ring-spun cotton with a bold, durable graphic that holds its shape wash after wash. Available in sizes S–3XL. Wear it to work and let HR figure out what to do with it. Show more