Because sometimes “Pbbbttt!” says it better. This tote doesn’t argue — it just sticks out its tongue and blows. Featuring La Linea mid–raspberry, it’s your walking, talking “whateverrrr” to the chaos. Perfect for when words are too much effort and sarcasm is your love language. It carries your essentials and your petty in one smug, stylish package. No shade spared. No maturity required. Product Features 100% polyester fabric that resists eye rolls and eyeroll-inducing weather Reinforced handles for holding grudges and groceries Boxed corners to keep your sass upright Black inner stitching for that clean clapback finishComes in three sizes — small, loud, and louder Care Instructions Take your crap out first — even the petty stuff. Pretreat like you’re cleaning up after your own mess (shocking, we know). Wipe with warm water + detergent using a soft cloth or brush. Air dry. No heat. This tote’s cool under pressure. 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18'' Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Length, in 13.00 16.00 18.00 Width, in 3.00 3.00 3.00 Handle length, in 28.74 28.74 28.74 Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00
