If you were a child in the ‘80s, you were likely traumatized for life by repeated viewings of this on cable or VHS. If you’ve never seen it, nothing can prepare you for the damage that awaits your psyche: For our premiere release, Severin Kids presents the “notoriously strange and creepy” (BeatRoute.ca) Canadian kiddie feature about burning winos, sudden baldness, psychotic teachers, suburban abductions, juvenile sweatshops and the icky concoction that grows long lustrous pubes. Mathew Mackay, Michael Hogan (BATTLESTAR GALACTICA), and Siluck Saysanasy (DEGRASSI HIGH) star in this surreal mind-roaster that Moviejawn.com calls “The real deal…It plays like an Afterschool Special telling kids their hair will fall out, peers will make fun of you, and you will be whisked away to a demented underworld where Celine Dion sings and children beg for their lives.” - Extended U.S. Theatrical Release Version- New Commentary with Producer Rock Demers and Actor Mathew Mackay, Moderated by Filmmaker Ara Ball- Human Beings Are The Same All Over: An Interview with Producer Rock Demers- Conrad’s Peanut Butter Solution: An Interview with Siluck Saysanasy- Tales for All: Paul Corupe on Rock Demers and the Canadian Kids Film- Canadian Trailer- Original U.S. Trailer "The scariest movie of all time... A movie so terrifying and bizarre, I was convinced that my memories of watching it as a child were false.” - TheKitchn.com "Nickelodeon by way of David Lynch... Anyone unaware of what they’re in for will be confronted with some of the strangest 90 minutes ever spent in front of a screen.” - Mondo-Digital.com
