The Union Jack Tower Cake – for the royalists, the patriots, and anyone who loves a bit of red, white, and blue Right. This one’s a showstopper. Two or three tiers of cake, decorated like the British flag. The Union Jack. Red, white, and blue. It’s for the King’s birthday, the Coronation, the Euros, or just because you love this country (and cake). I make the sponge inside vanilla or lemon – nothing too heavy. Then I cover each tier in white buttercream. Then I pipe or paint the red and blue bits – the crosses, the diagonals – using coloured buttercream or edible paint. It takes a steady hand. But when it’s done? It looks like something from a royal garden party. Where you can find it I bake these in Bromley. People from Downham, Grove Park, Sydenham, Catford and Bellingham order them for royal celebrations, the Queen’s (now King’s) official birthday, or just for a summer barbecue with a theme. I deliver local, or you can collect from the shop. Who’s buying this? Royalists. Expats who miss home. People hosting a street party. Schools doing a history day. And honestly? Anyone who wants a cake that says “God Save the King” without having to sing it. One thing to know The flag design is hand‑piped – it won’t be perfect like a sticker. That’s the charm. The red and blue colours are food‑safe – no weird taste. If you want a specific message like “King Charles III” or “Jubilee”, I can add it. Right. That’s the union jack tower cake.Proud, patriotic, and made for sharing. Just like a proper British celebration.