🦆 Therapy Is Expensive T-Shirt – Funny Denial Duck Tee Why Face Reality When You Can Strut Through It? This Therapy Is Expensive, Denial Is Free t-shirt is peak chaotic good. Featuring a sunglasses-wearing duck in Crocs flashing double peace signs under a rainbow, this shirt is a walking contradiction—and proud of it. Perfect for anyone who's self-aware enough to know they're avoiding their problems... and stylish enough to make it look cool. 💡 Why You’ll Love It: Bold, meme-worthy design that sparks laughs Printed using top-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) tech Soft and comfy cotton blend, perfect for emotional suppression Unisex fit – equally relatable for all genders 🎁 Perfect For: People who joke through their trauma Therapy-goers and therapy-avoiders alike Birthday gifts, mental health memes, and chaotic energy friends 🧼 Shirt Care: Machine wash with like colors Hang dry or tumble dry low Avoid ironing directly on the design Warning: May trigger introspection—or laughter-induced denial. • 100% cotton• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn• Tubular fabric• Taped neck and shoulders• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, MexicoDisclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58 4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5 5XL 89 81.3 64.3
