This Card is Your Gift

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Ah yes, the ultimate gift for those who appreciate minimal effort and maximum sass. This card gets straight to the point—no frills, no fancy wrapping, just pure, unfiltered honesty . Perfect for that friend who always says, “Don’t get me anything” (but totally expects something), or for when you meant to buy a gift but got distracted by, well… life. Hand it over with confidence, maybe throw in a shrug, and watch them roll their eyes while secretly loving your sense of humor. Blank inside. Includes an envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches. Made in the USA Show more