Entropy is rising. Systems are unstable. Variables are multiplying. And yet… this is fine. For engineers, IT professionals, scientists, and anyone who calmly documents chaos while the graph trends upward. Minimal design. Maximum understatement. Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee — soft, structured, and built to last longer than most production environments. Details: • Unisex retail fit • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Printed on demand in the USA • Designed by Fireball Kitten Studios Science. Sass. Shenanigans.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8 4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155