Thou Shall Not Try MeMood: 24/7Light this candle whenever someone decides today’s the day they want to test your patience. Spoiler: they’ll fail. This flame burns hotter than your last meltdown in traffic, and the scent is equal parts lavender calm and silent judgment. For those whose mood is permanently set to ‘don’t even think about it.’ One whiff says cozy evening; the other says I dare you to try me. It’s a delicate balance of serenity and ‘absolutely not. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.
