The Hard Limit Tee (aka 'Three Horns. Zero Patience.' Edition) The triceratops came equipped — three horns, a metre of bony frill, and absolutely no appetite for nonsense. Three Horns. Zero Patience. is for the person whose tolerance ran out somewhere around the second small-talk question and isn't coming back. Fully armoured, firmly planted, and entirely done pretending to be interested. It's not looking for a fight. It just wants everyone to know that one is very much available if they keep pushing. Why It's Worth Owning: Soft ring-spun cotton = the only soft thing about the whole arrangement Tear-away label = one fewer irritation, and the tolerance for those is already gone No side seams = nothing to fray while you hold your ground Ribbed collar that keeps its shape under pressure, which is more than can be said for your patience Durable white-on-dark print — a clear warning, visible well before anyone gets close enough to test it How to Keep It Alive: Machine wash cold — keep things calm; the temper's short enough already Tumble dry low — no heat, no escalation Iron low only if you must — push it and the creases win Skip the bleach — there's nothing here that needs softening Do not dry clean — that's a request, and requests are exactly what ran the patience out
