TACTICAL INNOVATIONS: Preparation B Butthurt PVC Morale Patch

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For tactical use only—apply to affected ego. The Tactical Innovations Preparation B PVC Patch spoofs that well-known tube of butt cream, offering fast relief for sore losers, drama queens, and anyone suffering from sudden-onset feelings. Because when the butthurt hits, you better be ready. Features • Durable PVC rubber: Raised parody design mimics medicated packaging • Waterproof and stain resistant: Built for salty environments • Velcro hook backing: Fast attachment to plate carriers, packs, or gear • Includes loop piece: For optional sewing or mounting Size: 3.2 cm x 8.9 cm (1.25” x 3.5”) From the range to the group chat, the Preparation B Patch is your go-to cure for tactical sensitivity. Add it to your kit and treat butthurt on contact. Show more