Delivering fast, free attitude with no membership required, this tongue-in-cheek morale patch is a perfect parody of the world’s biggest online retailer. Whether you’re stacking bodies at the gym or stacking wins on the job, the Prime A$$Kicker PVC Morale Patch lets everyone know your performance ships overnight. Made from waterproof, stain-resistant PVC rubber, it’s built to stick with you through sweat, rain, and rough missions alike. The Velcro hook back makes it easy to slap onto any pack, vest, or cap—no delivery confirmation required. Features • Material: Durable PVC rubber • Backing: Velcro hook (includes loop piece for sewing) • Weatherproof: Waterproof and stain-resistant • Design: Bold parody for anyone with a sense of humour and a kill-switch work ethic • Application: Attaches to gear, apparel, or wherever you want to make a statement Size: 3” x 1.25” (7.6 cm x 3.2 cm) Colours: White, Black, Orange, Blue Whether you’re rucking through the real world or just need a good laugh at the range, the Prime A$$Kicker patch always delivers. Don’t wait—add one to your kit and let the world know you’re the whole damn package.
