As a parent, I have learned that when you want somebody to stop doing something you have to just let them do that thing and pretend not to care. Eventually they will just stop doing things like eating dirt, throwing chewed up food at you, or training squirrels to form a military junta in Bolivia. That is why I have decided that I don't care if you look at My Tiny Town. Go ahead. I will remove all the barriers. I will make it SO easy to not only LOOK at the Tiny Town, but also to IMMERSE YOURSELF in the whole Tiny Town Narrative Universe (TTNU). To help you, I am offering this INCREDIBLE bundle of Tiny Town objects, including FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER a non-transferable voucher that will entitle you to look at the book for up to 38 minutes. This bundle includes: Book Coin Ephemera Pack Sticker Pack Map Flag 38 minute non-transferable viewing voucher (a 55 million dollar value) That's SIX products, valued at over $80CAD, that you can now have for $50! How long will this offer last? I don't know! As long as it takes to get you to stop caring and move on to another thing I don't want you to do.
