Tiny Violin

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Cue the drama: the Tiny Violin is here to provide the perfect soundtrack to your sarcasm. Press the strings button and it plays a tragically sad tune—ideal for when your coworker c omplains about having too much PTO or your friend whines about getting “only” three toppings on their pizza. This finely crafted 3 4/5-inch replica violin comes complete with a mini bow and chinrest, because if you’re going to mock someone’s suffering, you might as well do it with accuracy. When you’re not theatrically playing the world’s smallest concerto, pop it onto the elegant vinyl display stand and admire it like the work of art (and pettiness) that it is. And because no tiny instrument would be complete without lore, you’ll also get a 32-page illustrated mini book exploring the origins of the legendary “tiniest violin” gag. It’s the perfect gift for drama queens, sarcastic souls, and anyone who loves turning complaints into comedy gold. Show more