It’s that mythical creature of the Army usually some crusty E-4 or E-5 who lives in the TOC (Tactical Operations Center). They don’t really “do” much besides hoard Rip-Its, pogey bait, and random supplies while pretending they’re essential to the mission. They’re the first to claim they’re “too busy” but are usually napping in a chair, guarding the radios, or making PowerPoints no one reads. Basically, the gremlin of the command post — feeding off chaos, shamming hard, and somehow still surviving every field problem. • 100% polyester • Knitted fabric • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) • Print on one side • Blank reverse side • 2 iron grommets • Blank product components sourced from China and Israel This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) One size 34 ½ 56
