"Not My Fault!" Gangsta Teddy Bear Tote Bag – 3 Sizes - Black

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When the world’s a mess, at least your tote makes a statement. Tired of repeating yourself? Let this bag do the talking. With bold typography declaring "The Next Four Years Are Not My Fault!" and a gangsta teddy bear who’s clearly over it, this design is funny, fearless, and 100% unapologetic, just like you. Perfect for errands, activism, or hauling emotional baggage through another wild news cycle, this tote is built to handle whatever chaos you're carrying (literally and figuratively). Why You’ll Love It: Conversation Starter: Sparks smiles, solidarity, and knowing nods wherever you go. Built to Last: Made with spun polyester, reinforced stitching, durable cotton webbing straps, and a nonwoven laminate lining, tough, durable, and strong just like you. Sized Just Right: Choose from 3 sizes (13", 16", or 18") all with a spacious main compartment to haul books, groceries, snacks, or a whole protest kit. Care Instructions: Remove all items from the bag before cleaning Pretreat visible stains with stain remover Mix warm water with laundry detergent Clean using a terry washcloth or soft-bristled brush Let air dry Show more