Touch Grass Stand

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Touch Grass Stand A physical response to a digital problem. The Touch Grass Stand brings the internet’s most overused advice into physical form — right on your desk. Minimal in sha pe. Absurd in purpose. Surprisingly satisfying. Designed as a functional object with a useless mission: touch the grass. Choose Your Configuration Base Options • 3D Printed — Clean white, modern finish• Wood — Stained hardwood with engraved tag Grass Options • Pre-Cut — Ready to use• DIY Edition — Arrives untrimmed for a hands-on finishing experience Experience • Dense green bristles designed for tactile interaction• Clearly labeled “FOR TOUCHING”• Compact footprint for desks, shelves, or workstations• Built as a daily reminder to log off — briefly Dimensions 3" H × 7" L × 3 5/8" W Compact. Desk-ready. Intentionally unnecessary. Each unit is produced in small batches and assembled by hand. Subtle fabrication marks are part of the process and reflect its made-to-order nature. Who It’s For • Gamers• Remote workers• Terminally online friends• Coworkers who need a hint• Anyone who appreciates physical satire Minimal. Ironic. Surprisingly therapeutic. Show more