TUMBLEWEED TEATOWEL

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Hang it on ur oven door like a badge of honour This cotton workhorse will dry ur dishes, clean up ur dinner time spillage, and maybe even wipe away a tear or two when u watch the f inale of yellowstone. Whether you wanna get a whippin' or do the whippin', this towel is the perfect kitchen tool for combat. Just soak a corner, twist it up and go full throttle against a flat surface like a fridge or cupboard. Don't actually whip someone cuz that might hurt and could be problematic but demonstrate ur power in the locker rooms if youre that way inclined. Good for:🥩 Soaking up meat juice and bad decisions🔥 Grabbing hot pans without whining🍺 Wiping up spilled sodie pops when u get excited at the screening of minecraft Each one hand folded by tishka. thanks tishka. Show more