Turd – Hand-Poured 999+ Silver Collectible Standard Edition The Gift Nobody Expected. The Statement Everyone Remembers. Sometimes the boldest move is the one nobody predicted. The Turd is exactly what it says it is — cast in 999+ fine silver with full artisan craftsmanship, finished by hand with an antique patina, and presented with the same certificate of authenticity that comes with every Gold Spartan piece. This is the gift for the person who has everything, the white elephant exchange that goes down in history, the office gag gift that happens to be made of genuine precious metal. Gold Spartan doesn't take itself so seriously that it can't pour silver into the most unexpected shape imaginable — and the result is genuinely, unexpectedly impressive. What You're Getting: Hand-poured 999+ fine silver with an antique silver finish Available in 1oz, 3oz, 6oz, 12oz, and 24oz Hand-finished with the same care applied to every Gold Spartan sculpture Marked for weight and purity Includes a certificate of authenticity For the Person Who Deserves the Most Memorable Gift The perfect gag gift that isn't actually a gag — it's real 999+ silver, hand-finished by hand, and worth exactly what any other piece of the same weight in Gold Spartan's catalog is worth. The conversation piece that never gets old, and the silver investment that nobody will ever forget receiving. About the Standard Edition The Turd is a Standard Edition statue. Standard pieces have no cap on production and remain available continuously. This is the line for collectors and display enthusiasts who are choosing based on the design itself -- the piece that fits the space, the person, or the story they want to tell.
