Reality check… learned the hard way. The “Turns Out I’m Not Bullet Proof” patch blends dark humour with a gritty, tactical design. Featuring embroidered top and bottom banners with a high-detail sublimated centre, this piece brings together texture and print for a clean, layered finish. Compact at 7cm x 7cm, it’s perfect for tighter kit setups without losing impact. ⚙️ Specs: Size: Approx 7cm x 7cm Embroidered outer (top & bottom banners) Sublimated centre for high-detail artwork Hook Velcro backing Durable stitched border 🎯 Perfect for: Plate carriers & chest rigs Backpacks & admin pouches Airsoft / milsim loadouts Dark humour collectors 🧠 Why This Patch: This is a hybrid build — embroidery for structure, sublimation for detail. You get sharper artwork than embroidery alone, without losing that tactical patch feel. 📦 Shipping: ✅ 24hr Dispatch ✅ Free Stealth Delivery (2–3 days) 🚀 Priority Air Drop available 🛡️ Zero-quibble guarantee
