A long time ago, you couldn't just look up everything you wanted on the internet. Sounds crazy, huh? But it's true! You couldn't google any fact in a matter of seconds, check your emails anywhere you happened to be at any time, couldn't scroll through endless streams of news and commentary, didn't have to be in constant contact with everyone all the time, didn't have your every interaction monetized and wholesaled to advertisers, didn't need to worry about the greater harm caused by inescapable, algorithmically-driven social engineering designed to segregate and radicalize for corporate profit and... where was I? Oh yeah, you had to buy a TV Guide magazine to see what was on TV, and they gave you this camera for free if you subscribed.
