Tw@t Without Coffee Tee

Ka-fey cafe Verified independent store

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It's not a mood. It's a medical condition. The cure is coffee.The Tw@t Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who've been told — more than once — that they're "a lot" before 9am. Fair. Accurate. Easily fixed with a decent espresso and five minutes of silence.Wear it proudly. At least you're honest about it.100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear through the difficult hours4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdyDouble-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durabilityShoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fitUnisex fit — sizes S to 3XLAvailable in 11 colours⚠️ Warning: Twat levels drop significantly post-coffee. Ka-fey cafe recommends a double shot, just to be safe. Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1 Show more