I Don't Really Give 2 Hoots and A Jug of Owl Shit The Two Hoots Sweatshirt carries a charming family memory—it's inspired by a quirky phrase our dad used to say, reflecting his unique sense of humor. While the saying itself means nothing, it brings a smile and a light-hearted vibe to your day. Crafted for comfort and style, this sweatshirt lets you carry a piece of joyful nostalgia wherever you go. Perfect for cozy evenings or casual outings, it blends warmth with a playful spirit, making it an ideal addition to your wardrobe and a great conversation starter. Embrace the fun and comfort in one cozy piece. 8.4-ounce, 80/20 ring spun cotton/poly Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band Dropped shoulder Double-needle topstitching throughout Tubular body Classic fit Recycled, high-performing black tear-away label Size Chart Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest 34-36 38-40 42-44 46-48 50-52 54-56 58-60 How To Measure Measure under the arm and around the fullest part of the chest with arms down, keeping tape horizontal.