REDACTED FILE // 91-S He wasn’t cleared for sunglasses. He wore them anyway. This officially unauthorized Vault-issued asset was last seen cruising into a classified sunset at 92 mph, tongue out, eyes hidden, zero regrets. Surveillance confirmed: morale was excessively high. Part of the Redacted Files Series — because not every op goes according to protocol... and we like it that way. Classified wit. Mission-grade wear. Issued to operatives who improvise with style. Vault-Issued Features Back print. Front left Vault insignia. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability Lightweight fabric ideal for layering and comfort High-fidelity printing ensures vibrant, lasting graphics Tear-away label minimizes irritation Produced under certified, ethical manufacturing standards Maintenance Protocol Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F) Non-chlorine bleach as needed Tumble dry: low heat Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat Do not dry clean Size Chart (inches) Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve Length 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20 Size Tolerance 1.50
