UNFORTUNATE COOKIES

B. J.'s Serpentarium Verified independent store

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Fortune Cookies with a dreadful twist. At the turn of the century, two ancient scrolls were found buried deep within the earth. One scroll contained optimistic fortunes heralding a hopeful new dawn for civilization. But inscribed across the other scroll were dreadful fortunes lamenting the timeless misery of our lives. The beloved fortunes were folded into cookies and sent to restaurants around the globe, delighting happy customers at the end of their meals. But the dark, horrible fortunes were deemed too terrible, too depressing for our fragile souls, and were sealed away never to be seen again... until now. Show more