🕯️ UNHINGED LEGENDS – Sparkling Fruits Smells like the chaos crew who keep me alive. Sweet, bright, a little wild — just like the legends who read my rants and somehow come back for more every day. 🥃 BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY – Jim Beam For the nights you swear you’re only having “one.” Smells like confidence, bad decisions, and waking up wondering who the f*&k let you karaoke Daryl Braithwaite at 1am. ⸻ 🥃 OLD MATE’S WISDOM – Aged Whiskey Deep, warm, and strong. Like sitting next to that old bloke at the pub who gives unsolicited life advice that… annoyingly… makes sense. Smells like stories older than the Peninsula Link roadworks. ⸻ 🍍 BEACHSIDE WITH BAD DECISIONS – Piña Colada A tropical slap to the face. Sweet, summery, a little bit naughty — like booking a hotel in Rye after two cocktails, no plan, and zero regrets. Smells like sunshine and “should we really be doing this?”
