Unhinged by Vera Valentine [Signed Copy]

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Own the infamous TikTok Door Romance book, hand signed by the author, Vera Valentine! This paperback novella clocks in at 71 pages, has an adorable image of door hinges on the spin e, and will be signed in ink by the author on the title page. This product comes with BONUS stickers and art, as shown in the product images. Extras: Your signed book will come with FOUR high-quality vinyl collector stickers, suitable for laptops, water bottles, and reading journals. One free image of the cover, one "I read the Door Book and All I Got Was This Stupid Sticker", one "You've Been Such a Good Door", and one "Entryway F* Boy" sticker by UnfortunateDesign. This signed book bundle also includes FIVE 4x6 art prints; two by Lewd_Slughetti - one with a handsome portrait of Drys, and another with Drys and Tana enjoying some special time together (your copy won't have that pesky bar), as well as a trio of character illustrations by Jemlin - Drys, Drys' Door Form, and Tana. Each art card features a quote on the reverse, the artist credit, and a QR code that links to a title detail page. Please note: This is a 71-page novella, so the physical book is slender! Pairing: MF Standalone: Yes, HEA Style: Paranormal / 18+ Content: Unhinged is a paranormal romance story, intended for readers 18+, that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy. This story contains door knob insertion, voyeur (MC to FMC), voyeur (bad guy against FMC), allusion to man-on-woman violence (off page), woman killed after luring (off page prior to story starting, non-explicit), covert breaking and entering (via master key against FMC by bad guy), secret underwear theft (against FMC by bad guy), deliberate food drugging, alcohol use, harassment via text (bad guy against FMC), allusions to an orgy with unprotected sex (non-main character, off page), gun violence (on page), shooting “death” (on page), wood putty use, sex toy use, condom use, working with police, talking with police, erotic humiliation (very light), fetishistic enjoyment of commands, lubricant use, female domination (with aftercare), male submission (aftercare is supplied). Blurb Someone’s been watching Tana closely, but he’s a lot closer than she realizes. From intimate moments to lazy afternoons on the couch, he’s secretly seen it all - and fallen for her along the way. The problem is that someone else is watching too, and his obsession with Tana is a lot more dangerous. When a man claiming to be her front door enters her dreams to warn her about an imminent threat to her life, Tana initially chalks it up to her weird late-night snacks. But she rethinks things when her earnest visitor insists he’s also ready to protect her - in exchange for one hell of a favor. When Tana trades her best line of defense for an unlikely supernatural ally, the threat lurking beyond her apartment hallway starts getting desperate as the law closes in. Can her inhuman companion save her from the worst of humanity, or is it too late for both of them?***This is a ROMANCE book intended for grownups, and should not be purchased, read, or owned by minors. By purchasing, you are confirming you are at least 18 years of age, and/or of a legal age to own these materials in your state/jurisdiction.Note: This book, associated promotional graphics, and the associated audiobook (sold separately) were all proudly created by HUMANS without the use of AI. As the sole rights holder to Unhinged, I do not give permission for any part of my work to be indexed or used in AI training, "checkers," promotions, or products. Show more